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gruntledandhinged: ALL of this. Encourage people to try new...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:19:22 -0400

ALL of this. Encourage people to try new words, to mess them up, to experiment with vocabulary, to learn complicated adjectives and verbs and nouns, because words are fun.

Also, don’t be a jerk.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 13:16:41 -0400

troyesivan: mandycreates: kethera: coconutcoconutcoconut: you...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:15:40 -0400

troyesivan:

mandycreates:

kethera:

coconutcoconutcoconut:

youneedmeoryourenothing:

#actors who are actually their character

the greatest casting ever.

Even better when you think about how Dan got a place for himself in NY to continue his career, Emma went to a school in USA, and Rupert bought a fucking ice cream truck.

Follow your dreams Rupert

I didn’t know this. So I looked it up and - HE ACTUALLY DID.

‘I keep my van well stocked. It’s got a proper machine that dispenses Mr Whippy ice cream and I buy my lollies wholesale – 50 for a tenner – so I never run short.

I’m not allowed to sell my merchandise. I’d need a licence for that. ‘I tend to avoid July and August, but the rest of the year I’ll drive around the local villages and if I see some kids looking like they’re in need of ice creams, I’ll pull over and dish them out for free. They’ll say, “Ain’t you Ron Weasley?” And I’ll say, “It’s strange, I get asked that a lot.”

It makes it even better that he just GIVES the icecream away. [Source]

this poST GETS MORE AND MORE AMAZING AS YOU READ

Happy Birthday Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, sorry that character you hate is what you're known for.

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:12:14 -0400

osamah: DONT BE SAD LOOK AT THIS DUCK INSTEAD

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:11:40 -0400

osamah:

DONT BE SAD LOOK AT THIS DUCK INSTEAD

casey2y5: The Winchesters are what happens when people in...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:07:21 -0400

casey2y5:

The Winchesters are what happens when people in horror movies become self-aware

getoffmybloghoe: josephinem: getoffmybloghoe: when you lose your phone in the blanket and you...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:06:18 -0400

getoffmybloghoe:

josephinem:

getoffmybloghoe:

when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just

IT CAME BACK AGAIN HAHAHHHAHAHA omg

I posted this like 3 days ago

circumcisions: procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in...

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:49:53 -0400

circumcisions:

procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due

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Tue, 21 May 2013 13:20:24 -0400

potter-who-locked: missquack-ster: nic0tine-kisses: the-stars-...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:17:01 -0400

potter-who-locked:

missquack-ster:

nic0tine-kisses:

the-stars-above-shine:

Amen

i only made this 2 days ago notes what

This is why you are so loved, Mr. Depp.

Most idolised person by teenagers gets us

scootaloo-pootaloo: scottishtempertantrum: her little face...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:03:16 -0400

scootaloo-pootaloo:

scottishtempertantrum:

her little face jkhgkfyfh j

One good thing about this movie: he could have said “no, shooting arrows is not for little girls” but instead he said “no, shooting with that big bow is not for little girls. use this small one.” i think that’s fantastic.

tripnskip: s-tark: where is tony stark to buy tumblr back from yahoo He’s busy arguing with...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:56:54 -0400

tripnskip:

s-tark:

where is tony stark to buy tumblr back from yahoo

He’s busy arguing with Pepper about 12% of Tumblr.

sellyourselfshort: hello-is-there-anybody-there: lovelynobody00...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:34:19 -0400

sellyourselfshort:

hello-is-there-anybody-there:

lovelynobody00:

If you’re having a bad day, just watch this sleeping kitten.

Its tiny black nose, its little cushioned black jellybean toes, the halo of silver moonlight hairs on the silky black fur.

MY COMPUTER SCREWED UP AND THE GIF STOPPED AND I GOT WORRIED

shh don’t shout the kittens trying to sleep

This is one of the best gifs on Tumblr

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Tue, 21 May 2013 10:13:58 -0400

commodore-amiga: the-page-0f-space: I fucking love you,...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:01:52 -0400

commodore-amiga:

the-page-0f-space:

I fucking love you, BBC.

Is no-one going to comment on the title of the news report?

Kirk: Mister Chekov, go put on a red shirt.

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:56:54 -0400

Kirk: Mister Chekov, go put on a red shirt.
Entire Cinema: Aw, shit.

laughingwhiteraven: mistiryshak: jesuislegrandefromage: oblivi...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:27:53 -0400

laughingwhiteraven:

mistiryshak:

jesuislegrandefromage:

oblivi-latte:

can we just talk about the biggest plot twist in doctor who history

Can we talk about how I’m still not over this plot twist.

you can see the realization in the doctor and martha’s eyes as they’re smiling and it dawns on them that Jack is going to become a giant face

Just one line and I lost my shit.

teffy: knitmeapony: god-of-gold: drneverland: Best...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:03:59 -0400

teffy:

knitmeapony:

god-of-gold:

drneverland:

Best underreaction ever.

That guy needs his own movie.

In my headcanon, Bruce mentioned this to Nick Fury, and Nick immediately sent Maria Hill out to hire him. He’s the night watchman, runs the cameras and patrols the halls of one of SHIELD’s front companies, over one of their most important top secret facilities. The guy doesn’t know what he’s sitting on, of course, but he’s unflappable and unfailingly sensible and sees the facility through every weird situation with the same patient attitude.

Bruce appreciates him and always makes sure to stop by the desk when he’s nearby, ask about the guy’s wife and kids and grandkids. He gets invited to Thanksgiving and the missus keeps trying to set him up with their daughter.

When Steve meets him, they swap war stories and instantly become BFFs, and sometimes Steve comes by during the guy’s shift with classic diner food and they play Gin for a couple hours over burgers or soup or meatloaf with mashed potatoes and Coca-Cola in glass bottles.

Thor loves to hear the guy tell stories, and believes him the skald of SHIELD.

sunshineface0014: assbutt-in-the-garrison: I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:01:48 -0400

sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

holdnoquarter: Today I came across goats playing on a...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:51:00 -0400

holdnoquarter:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen